Just for the Ladies!
Just ask Bubba
Like Dear Abby, only more truthful.

Since he has so much experience in the ways of love,
we asked the president if he would write a column for us.
 We were as surprised as you were when he accepted.
Well it isn't actually the president, but a little part of him.
Bubba!

Dear Bubba:  My fiancé still has feelings for his old
girlfriends.    I'm afraid he will not be faithful.

 Bubba Say: A man's capacity to love is boundless. It has been
proven to increase with the number of sexual partners.
Thus, by having a few other women, your partner is
really increasing his love for you. Best thing to do is to buy
him a nice, expensive present, and cook him a nice meal and
don't mention this aspect of his behavior.

Dear Bubba:   My husband has too many nights out
with the boys.

Bubba Say:    This is perfectly natural behavior - and it should
be encouraged. The man is a hunter and he needs to prove
his prowess with other men. Far from being pleasurable,
a night out with the boys is a stressful affair, and to
get back to you is a relief for your partner. Just look back
at how emotional and happy the man is when he returns to his
stable home. Best thing to do is to buy him a nice,
expensive present, and cook him a nice meal and don't
mention this aspect of his behaviour.

Dear Bubba:   My husband wants to experience threesomes
with me and my sister.

Bubba Say :   Your husband is clearly devoted to you.
He cannot get enough of you, so he goes for the
next best thing - your sister. Far from being an issue,
this will bring all of the family together.
Why not some cousins involved? If you are still apprehensive,
then let him go with your relatives,
buy him a nice, expensive present, and cook him a nice meal
and don't mention this aspect of his behaviour.

Dear Bubba:   My husband continually asks me to perform
oral sex on him.

Bubba Say:   Do it. Sperm is not only great tasting, but has only
10 calories a spoonful. It is nutritious and helps you to
keep your figure and gives a great glow to the skin.
Interestingly, a man knows this. His offer to you to perform oral
sex with him is totally selfless. Oral sex is extremely painful
for a man. This shows he loves you. Best thing to do is to
thank him, buy him a nice, expensive present, and cook him a
nice meal.

Dear Bubba:   My husband goes straight to sleep after
making love - we have no time to talk.

Bubba Say:   Sex is an extremely difficult task for a man.
Afterwards he needs rest. In fact, the more he loves you, the more
hard work his love-making is, and the more rest he needs. Stop
putting pressure on him. Buy him a nice, expensive
present, and cook him a nice meal.

Dear Bubba:   My husband's efforts at lovemaking
only last 30 seconds.

Bubba Say:   Your husband loves you very much. He is so turned on
by you that he cannot control himself. In fact, the shorter
the 'effort' the more he loves you. Return this love by
buying a nice, expensive present, and cooking him a nice meal.

Bubba Say:   Foreplay to a man is very hurtful. What it means is
that you do not love your man as much as you should - he has
to work a lot to get you in the mood. Abandon all wishes
in this area, and make it up to him by buying a nice
expensive present, and cooking a nice meal.

Dear Bubba:   My husband has never given me an orgasm.

Bubba Say:   The female orgasm is a myth.
It is fostered by militant,  man-hating feminists
and is a danger to the family unit.
Don't mention it again to him and show your love to him
by buying a nice expensive present ..and don't forget to
cook him a delicious meal.
 

Well, there you have it. Advice from Bubba.
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