Jokes Just For the Ladies
How to serve your man!
All Men Are Created Equal
Don't imagine you can
change a man -- unless he's in diapers.
What do you do if
your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
If they put a man
on the moon -- they should be able to put them all up there.
Never let your man's
mind wander-- it's too little to be out alone.
Go for younger men.
You might as well -- they never mature anyway.
Definition of a bachelor:
a man who has missed the opportunity
to make some woman
miserable.
Women don't make fools
of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
Best way to get a
man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.
Love is blind, but
marriage is a real eye-opener.
If you want a committed
man, look in a mental hospital.
The children of Israel
wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in
biblical times, men
wouldn't ask for directions.
If he asks what sort
of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
Remember: a sense
of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes.
It means that you
laugh at his.
Sadly . . . .
all men are created equal
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Any questions?
Q: What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A: A guy will actually search
for a golf ball.
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: It's cute, but can you pick
up peanuts with it?
Q: What's the difference between a divorce and circumcision?
A: When you get a divorce you
get rid of the whole prick.
Q: Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle?
A: She knows she's given her last blow
job.
Q: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
A: Cough, gag, choke, etc.
Q: Do you know why women fake orgasm?
A: Because men fake foreplay.
Why Mens Insurance is so much
higher.
Probably a male cat.
Got a good one ladies?
Send it to me!
